code geass r2 10: cleanup on aisle zero, please
June 16, 2008 – 5:23 pm by nunkaOh. Geass. No.
What a glorious trainwreck this series has become. I don’t even pay attention to the dialogue anymore, because it’s all just pseudo-shounen “ORE NO KACHI DA!”/”B-B-BAKANA!” bullshit. And don’t even get me started on the plot holes. This is Sunrise, man. Sunrise.

Obligatory Anya cap, because she wins.
Jason’s breakdown of the three types of people watching R2 is pretty accurate. If this were the first season of Geass, I’d throw myself in group 3 in a heartbeat, but there’s just no denying that R2 has become a complete jumbled mess. With that in mind, I’ve decided group 1 is more appealing (replacing “melonpan” with “DFC,” of course), and will henceforth enjoy the series for its various quirks rather than expect any logical plot development. And speaking of quirks, look! Two girls pandering to my straw fetish!

Seriously, what are these girls drinking? The world may never know.
…No, I don’t really have a straw fetish. I think. But the way Tian Zi drinks that stuff is pretty fucking moĆ©. And did you know she’s actually voiced by a nine-year-old, as opposed to the usual practice of a hiring a thirty-year-old to do her best little girl impression? Yeah. Pedobear’s all over that one.

Is that supposed to be pizza? DO NOT WANT.
And finally, FUCK FUCK FUCK. Looks like the new ending will be an ALI PROJECT travesty. Words alone cannot describe my smoldering hatred of ALI PROJECT.






8 responses to “code geass r2 10: cleanup on aisle zero, please”
Jun 16, 2008 @ 9:02 pm
am I the only one who felt like this episode was an odd ripoff of death note?
seriously, the entire battle was just light-o versus L-esque outwitting bullshit. ZOMG HE READ MY ACTIONS??!?1
hilarious, retarded, and crack-level addictive, at any rate.
Jun 16, 2008 @ 9:33 pm
The first caption was really touche.
Jun 16, 2008 @ 11:12 pm
Yes… tragically, being a badass witch/alien/pizza lover is not enough to exempt C.C from the “WOMEN CAN’T DRIVE” maxim. :(
Jun 16, 2008 @ 11:46 pm
KALLENXLULU!!!!!!!!!!11 XXXXXD
Jun 16, 2008 @ 11:59 pm
More like LULUXHIMSELF, amirite?
Kallen’s really just there to be attached to the straw.
Jun 18, 2008 @ 5:31 am
I’ve actually tried that pizza over here, and it’s known as Starbites. Shit sux.
Hey, I like ALI PROJECT. To a certain extent anyway P:
Jun 18, 2008 @ 11:35 am
Well, Coppelia no Hitsugi was a pretty badass song, but they’ve just been getting progressively more annoying with every new single. I just finished Shigofumi less than a week ago, so I’m currently in rage-mode at Ali Project for creating such an annoying song and J.C. Staff for using it as the OP for such a (generally) mellow series.